b*eats :: good food

Time for a foodie post! As promised last week, brief restaurant reviews are below, my dears! Click the restaurant name for link. Eat up!!!

Haute Dish
location:
 Washington Ave, North Loop, Minneapolis
park: across the street in the pay lot ($5)
cost: $$$
atmosphere: comfortable, trendy, loaded up with hipsters!
cuisine: midwestern american (gourmet comfort food)
opinion: It’s cozy, warm, and a unique crowd (hipsters, mostly). The menu isn’t huge, but everything on it is spot on. The food is hearty, comfortable…chef-inspired midwestern, is sort of how I’d describe it. We had the HD Classic and the Steak and Potatoes. The HD Classic was FANTASTIC. It includes their most popular dishes… a salad that made me want to die, it was so amazing. Mac n’ Cheese (NOTHING like mac n’ cheese, but so, so amazing). And braised short rib with green beans and tater tots. I’d highly recommend getting this because you get to try so many things… share it and then get another side or entree and you’re set. Ask the servers to describe everything, because just hearing the descriptions of the food is fun. I’d DEFINITELY go back. And I’d highly recommend this one.

Union
location: Hennepin Ave, Downtown, Minneapolis
park: parking ramp on 9th below Crave
cost: $$$
atmosphere: slick, polished, trendy
cuisine: american
opinion: This place is new and popular right now, so it might be hard to get in on a weekend. We somehow snagged a reservation in their rooftop dining room. It’s all glass and has a great view. The rooftop was cold and noisy (in the winter), so if you go, sit in the main dining room. The service was excellent, the food was quite good. The menu is decent sized, and they cover a range, from salads to steaks. I’ve heard rumors of their donut holes… something about bacon and vasterbotton cheese. Sounds amazing, but I haven’t tried them. Definitely a fun place to go.

Spoonriver
location: 
2nd Ave, Mill District, Minneapolis
park: 
street parking (metered)
cost: 
$$
atmosphere: 
modern, sparse, organic
cuisine: 
organic american
opinion: 
This place wins on location alone. It’s just across the street from the Guthrie, and a stones throw from Gold Medal Park. It’s sleek, and yet not stuffy. Bright colors, fun textures and an alternative crowd of hipster-servers make this a great spot for a casual, but tasty, breakfast, lunch or dinner. I went for brunch on a Saturday, and had eggs and sausage, because I can be boring like that sometimes, but my friend had their french toast, and it was TO DIE FOR.

Patisserie 46
location: 
Grand Ave, Minneapolis
park: 
street parking (not metered)
cost: 
$$
atmosphere: 
rustic, cozy, warm
cuisine: 
bakery
opinion: 
Another amazing brunch spot. I had their scrambled egg and spinach crepe, but one glance at the racks and racks of fresh baked breads, croissants, cakes, cookies, muffuns, soft pretzels, panatones, cakes, scones, and more told me that perhaps this was not a day to strive for healthy eating. The place was crammed with locals of the neighborhood, sipping coffee with a newspaper, feeding kiddos, or typing away on laptops. It was hard to get a table, but well worth it. Loved the food, and the tasty eats.

Bar La Grassa
location: 
Washington Ave, Warehouse District, Minneapolis
park: 
valet (only $5)
cost: 
$$$
atmosphere: 
classy, industrial, modern
cuisine: 
italian pasta bar
opinion: 
The only thing I knew about Bar La Grassa before going was that Genevieve Gorder hits it up when she’s in town (she’s a Minneapolis girl, you know?). It’s a trendy place, and I’d heard good reviews, so I checked it out on a busy Friday night with a friend. The food was great, good wine, kind of noisy, but it was an okay noisy…lots of energy, and a fun place to go with friends. Not a great date spot, though. Loved the art and the style of the place.

112 Eatery
location: 
3rd Street, Warehouse District, Minneapolis
park: 
pay lot across the street (super spendy if there is a Twins game or concert), on the street or in a lot one block north (only $7)
cost: 
$$$
atmosphere: 
classic, warehouse, traditional, warm
cuisine: 
american
opinion: 
112 is the sister restaurant to Bar La Grassa. James Beard Award Winner, Isaac Becker is the chef behind both these hot spots, and he really puts out a good plate. If you go to 112, do yourself a favor and get the burger. I know it sounds boring, but trust me, it’s not. There are plenty of other amazing things to try (beef tartare, anyone), but the burger is really one of the things they are best known for. This place was a fun spot for a date, though it was packed and we had to sit at the bar. Still, the food was great and I’d go back.

Trevail Kitchen & Amusements
location: 
Robinsdale, Minneapolis
park: 
street parking (not metered)
cost: 
$$
atmosphere: 
funky, fun, trendy
cuisine: 
um, well…
opinion: 
Really don’t have words to describe this place or my experience there. I went with two girlfriends, waiting an hour to get a table, and then embarked on a 2+ hour adventure. Together, we made our way through a fifteen course tasting menu (plus two bottles of wine and a cheese plate). The food was INSANE. Beyond. Each new course was surprising and delightful and unique and sometimes just plain WEIRD (one course of dessert included these frozen “pop rocks” that exploded (literally) in your mouth). It was an experience, to say the least. All the servers are chefs, and watching them work in the open kitchen is highly entertaining. Let’s just say there is dancing and singing and lots of hooting and hollering. If you haven’t been, YOU MUST GO.

Tilia
location: 
43rd Street, Linden Hills, Minneapolis
park: 
street parking (not metered)
cost: 
$$
atmosphere: 
classy, vintage, casual
cuisine: 
modern american
opinion: 
This was another place I ventured to for brunch. Ate their cubano sandwich and nearly died. It was so good. Really loved the sparse, vintage modern look and feel of the place. Each other my brunch buddies LOVED their meals. I would definitely return to check out their dinner menu. Quite good, quite good!

b*eats :: in and out

Okay, so I just really love good food. And by good food I mean fresh, well-prepared, intentional, flavorful cuisine. I’m not a picky eater at all, and I’ll try anything at least once. When it comes to eating in, I stick to a pretty simple diet. The list is below. These are the things I stock my fridge and cupboards with, and then combine to make salads and smoothies and sautés and such.

B’S SHOPPING LIST
spinach
spring mix lettuce
apples
pears
bananas (LOTS)
strawberries
blueberries
blackberries
avacado
fat free feta cheese
smoked gouda
fat free greek yogurt
unsweetened almond milk
brown eggs
whey protein powder
flax seed meal
almond flour
pure maple syrup
natural peanut butter
raw honey
natural chicken apple sausage
fresh salmon
chicken breast
couscous
roasted red peppers
black olives
hummus
pitas
roasted unsalted mixed nuts
raisins
craisins
banana chips

Now, I believe in everything in moderation. So when I eat out, I like to indulge in some of the following things:

sweet potato fries
calamari
crunch rolls (or any type of sushi)
any dessert that includes “salted caramel”
really good pizza
awesome burgers
hard cider
pinot noir
coconut ice cream

That’s how I eat in and out. How ’bout you?

b*eats :: if you’re going to buy candy

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. It’s time to figure out how to express some affection for your loved one. Now, you may be tempted to buy a box of those conversation hearts littered with message like “TXT ME”. But let me assure you, there is a better way. If you’re buying your valentine candy, I can point you in a sweeter direction.

Below are my top four foodie picks for Valentine’s Day (not) candy. Two are slightly aimed for the boys and two are slightly aimed for the girls, but let’s be honest, I’d eat any one of these things, so…whatever. Each of these items are made in small batches by cottage-industry cooks and bakers. They are handcrafted with love. Perfect for your darling.

1) Massaman Peanut Butter Cookies | made by: Whimsey & Spice | made in: Brooklyn, New York | costs this much: $9 for 6

2) Crown Maple Syrup | made by: Crown Maple | made in: Dutchess County, New York | costs this much: $20 for 3

3) Campfire Marshmallows | made by: Malo Artisan Marshmallows | made in: Greenville, South Carolina | costs this much: $6.50 for 6

4) Bacon Jam | made by: Skillet | made in: Seattle, Washington | costs this much: $40 for 3

b*eats :: good, bad, ugly

It’s Monday. And for no particular reason, I’m in the mood to talk about food. Here is my philosophy of late.

THE GOOD :: I eat really, really well about 75% of the time. When I say really, really well, I mean totally clean. And when I say totally clean, I mean, no processed foods, no sugar, no alcohol, no caffeine, no dairy, no gluten (read more about the “Six to Skip” here). You’re probably wondering what’s left. Well, mostly fruits and vegetables. Also nuts and good saturated fats (like olive oil, olives, avocados). Eating this way didn’t happen overnight. It’s been a process, and I’ve learned a lot of lessons along the way. I’ve read some great books on clean eating, have researched a bunch, and of late am loosely following the Whole Living Action Plan, at least for a few weeks. At any rate, eating this way during the week feels really good. I am sitting at a desk for hours at a time, so I don’t crave heavy foods. Eating light and clean leaves me feeling fit and lean. Truth.

THE BAD :: Okay, so you all know I love food. Which is why I can’t eat clean 100% of the time. When the weekend comes around, I break rules. Lots of rules. I sip wine and eat an entire piece of chocolate cake at 11 p.m. I have french toast for lunch, drowned in a lake of maple syrup. I savor and relish every bite of a burger, remarking how much I LOVE FOOD. I know, I know. It’s ridiculous. But really great food is a profound delight for me. So I enjoy it. Thoroughly enjoy it. I don’t feel an ounce of guilt. Sure, most of the stuff is pretty bad for me, but ALL things in moderation! No harm, no foul.

THE UGLY :: The ugly is the totally decadent, over-the-top amazing sweets that I indulge in only occasionally. For instance, a client-turned-dear-friend sent me a box of Woodhouse Chocolates for Christmas. I’m not sure that I have words to describe the deliciousness of these dark, tasty morsels. Divine? Luscious? Yeah, really, I can’t plumb the depths of these chocolates. Each one I try is more luxurious than the last. With dark chocolate shells holding creamy ganaches, each chocolate is a tiny feast for the eyes and palate. These are the treats that are to be savored, one at a time with thoughtful consideration.

What’s your food philosophy? I’m curious.

b*eats :: healthy chocolate & b*loves :: these iphone apps

Dark chocolate! I’ve been eating it here and there in an effort to make at least a small amount of progress towards my admittedly ridiculous goal of tasting 200 varieties. There is one chocolate bar that I have purchased (twice) and entirely consumed before I even had a chance to photograph it. Let’s just say it’s THAT good. I think I’ll buy it again next week and attempt to snap a photo of it before inhaling the entire thing. For now, check out this “fine chocolate for the health and calorie conscious”. I bought it to compensate for the other stuff that is decidedly not for the health and calorie conscious.

NO. 8 //  CHOCOLATE: Simply Lite Dark Chocolate //  FROM: Trader Joe’s  //  COST: don’t recall  //  DARKNESS: 50%  //  TEXTURE: creamy, but substantial   //  TASTE: more sweet than bitter, “light”, pleasant  //  RATING: 5  //  NOTES: This chocolate tended more towards “normal”, in that it’s not a dark dark. It tasted almost milky compared to some of the richer chocolates I’ve had lately. I like it for the “health benefits”, but really, who cares about that stuff when you’re eating dark chocolate!?

Enough about chocolate. Let’s talk apps. You guys… YOU GUYS. So many awesome apps out there! Your suggestions have been fantastic. And I still have yet to go through all of them. A few people asked for my list of faves, so I’ve provided it below. Now, keep in mind that I haven’t finished downloading all of your top picks, and I’m still new to the phone, so my list isn’t too exciting right now. Here it is anyways, not in order of preference!

INSTAGRAM :: Because it’s awesome. No other way to explain it.

PHOTOSHOP EXPRESS :: Because it’s great for quick edits on the go.

EVERNOTE :: Because it syncs notes so perfectly with my iMac and iPad and it’s functionally robust!

WORD A DAY :: Because I want to have a bigger vocabulary.

REMINDERS :: Because I forget things. Often.

HOOTSUITE :: Because I manage a whole bunch of social media accounts and this app keeps them all in order.

CLOCK :: Because it’s so much easier and more intuitive than the alarm on Blackberry (surprise, surprise!).

FLASHLIGHT :: Because I often trip over my own feet in the dark.

GOOGLE TRANSLATE :: Because I want to learn Italian.

KAYAK :: Because I dream of travel.

REMOTE :: Because typing with the remote for AppleTV sucks!

TRAILERS :: Because sometimes the trailers are more interesting than the movies.

IMDb :: Because I am that person who spends the whole movie wondering “What movie did I just see that guy in!?!?!?”

LOGOS BIBLE :: Because it has every translation imaginable and is easy to navigate.

EPICURIOUS :: Because I have high hopes of cooking good meals on a regular basis. If you have other good cooking/recipe apps, tell me please.

SOUNDHOUND :: Because I always hears songs I love and can’t figure out for the life of me who is singing them.

PANDORA :: Because I am too lazy to make a playlist from my expansive library of music.

SOLITAIRE :: Because, while I am not a game person, who doesn’t love a good round of Solitaire every once in awhile?

PLASMA GLOBE :: Because, like a moth to light, I find the whole thing mesmerizing.

BURP AND FART PIANO :: Because some part of me is a 13 yr old boy.

 

Happy Friday, dears!! Be back next week.

 

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